The Handshake · Readings

Choose the situation, not the deck.

Choose the reading that best matches the situation. Each fairground reading has its own purpose-built spread and structure; you do not need to select a deck or method.

Dusty at the TableMap your move · Take the path

Plain terms

Three lengths.
Seven ways into the matter.

Most established Dusty at the Table readings are worked with the Tarot de Marseille. It is the main working deck and the symbolic language at the heart of the practice.

I may bring in another tool where it genuinely adds a useful perspective. Special and seasonal readings may be built around another deck or method, which will always be stated clearly before booking.

15 minutesOne focused pressure point. Recorded MP3 by email.30 minutesOne layered situation. Recorded MP3 by email.60 minutesA larger pattern or threshold. Live on Zoom.

Recorded readings

15 and 30 minutes

Private MP3 audio readingDelivered by email

You send your question or situation after booking. I personally conduct the reading, record the interpretation as an MP3 audio file and deliver it privately by email. It is individually prepared for you, not automated or pre-recorded generic material.

Live readings

60 minutes

Private one-to-one Zoom sessionBy appointment

The 60-minute readings take place live with me on Zoom. The chosen reading provides the structure, with room to work through the cards and the situation as the session develops.

Fixed spreads, with clarifiers only where needed.

Each reading uses a fixed main spread. I may draw additional clarifier cards at my discretion where they genuinely help. They are not guaranteed, cannot be requested as extra standard positions and are not always necessary. Any reading-specific clarifier rule is shown with its spread.

01

Choice · Opportunity · First move

The Ticket Booth

Best for

A new offer, invitation, decision or uncertain beginning.

What it explores

What is really being offered, what it may cost, the hidden catch and the road if entered.

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15 minutes: The Ticket Check

2 main cards

1The OfferWhat is really being presented.
2The First StepThe next move, caution or action needed.

Possible clarifier: The Signal at the Booth, if the offer or first step needs sharper confirmation.

30 minutes: The Entry Gate

4 main cards

1The OfferWhat is presented on the surface.
2The PriceWhat the choice asks of you.
3The Hidden CatchWhat may not be obvious yet.
4The Road If EnteredWhere the situation may lead.

Possible clarifier: The Stamp on the Ticket, if a final confirmation, warning or timing note is needed.

Recorded MP3

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15 minutes - £2530 minutes - £40
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02

Pressure · Risk · Instability

Wall of Death

Best for

A situation moving too fast, carrying too much pressure or close to tipping.

What it explores

The real pressure, the speed, the wobble and the safest line to hold.

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15 minutes: The Pressure Line

2 main cards

1The PressureWhere the risk, speed or unstable point sits.
2The Hold-Firm PointWhat needs caution, control or steadiness.

Possible clarifier: The Loose Bolt, if the pressure point or warning needs more detail.

30 minutes: The Wall Ride

4 main cards

1The WallWhat you are actually up against.
2The SpeedHow the situation is gathering momentum.
3The WobbleThe weak point, blind spot or risk factor.
4The Safe LineThe strategy or boundary that keeps you steady.

Possible clarifier: The Warning Light, if the safe line needs a sharper caution or clearer next move.

Recorded MP3

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15 minutes - £2530 minutes - £40
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03

Repeating patterns · Cycles

Ghost Train

The same road dressed up in different scenery.

Best for

The same disappointment, fear, argument or kind of person returning in different scenery.

What it explores

The repeated track, its trigger, what keeps you aboard and where an exit may begin.

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15 minutes: The Track and Exit

2 main cards

1The TrackThe repeated route or familiar loop.
2The ExitWhat must change, stop or be recognised.

Possible clarifier: The Thing in the Dark, if a hidden trigger needs naming.

30 minutes: The Ghost Train Route

4 main cards

1The TrackThe pattern you keep travelling.
2The ScareThe repeated trigger, fear or disruption.
3The CarriageWhat keeps you inside the cycle.
4The Emergency ExitThe practical or emotional way to begin leaving.

Possible clarifier: The Exit Sign, if the way out needs a more immediate instruction.

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15 minutes - £2530 minutes - £40
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04

Conflict · Mixed signals · Other people

Dodgems

It does not ask: Who is the villain? It asks: Where is the collision point?

Best for

Workplace friction, family tension, relationship uncertainty or awkward dynamics.

What it explores

Each person's direction, the real collision point and the boundary that needs to be clear.

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15 minutes: The Bump Point

2 main cards

1Their ImpactThe other person's pressure, behaviour or influence.
2The Collision PointWhere the friction actually sits.

Possible clarifier: The Spark Point, if the collision needs more detail.

30 minutes: The Dodgem Floor

4 main cards

1Your DirectionWhat you are trying to do, protect or avoid.
2Their DirectionWhat the other person is pushing or resisting.
3The CollisionWhere the real clash or mixed motive sits.
4The Boundary LineWhat needs to be held, said or stopped.

Possible clarifier: The Brake Pedal, if the boundary needs a clearer stop, slow down or move message.

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05

Roles · Expectations · Self-perception

Hall of Mirrors

Best for

When other people's expectations, pressure or survival have made it difficult to tell the performed role from what feels authentic.

What it explores

The face shown, the face hidden, distorted perception, who holds the mirror, the role to drop and the road back.

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60 minutes: The Hall of Mirrors

7 main cards

1The Face ShownThe role or version of self being presented.
2The Face HiddenWhat is suppressed or privately carried.
3The DistortionWhere perception has become warped.
4Who Holds the MirrorThe pressure or expectation shaping the reflection.
5The Real SignalWhat remains true underneath the performance.
6The Role to DropThe mask or defence that has become too costly.
7The Road BackThe direction that restores clarity.

Possible clarifier: Up to three if needed: The First 30-Day Move, The Cost and The Warning.

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Private one-to-one appointment
60 minutes - £70
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06

Burnout · Recovery · Rebuild

Winter Quarters Refit

This is not a motivational speech. It is a repair map.

Best for

When the wheels have come off and simply pushing harder is no longer a strategy.

What it explores

What broke, what still holds, what must be retired and what can realistically carry weight again.

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60 minutes: The Winter Quarters Refit

7 main cards

1What BrokeWhere the structure failed.
2What Still HoldsThe remaining strength or support.
3What Must Be RetiredWhat cannot be carried forward.
4What Needs RepairWhat needs attention before movement is sustainable.
5What Can Carry Weight AgainWhat is worth rebuilding around.
6The First Road OutThe first realistic movement away from exhaustion.
7The 90-Day RefitThe strategic focus for the next phase.

Possible clarifier: Up to three if needed: The Hidden Drain, The Immediate Boundary and The Next Practical Step.

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Private one-to-one appointment
60 minutes - £70
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07

Direction · Inherited patterns · Threshold

Traveller's Gate

Best for

A major crossroads, inherited pressure, family expectations or the point where staying the same may cost as much as changing.

What it explores

The old road, the inherited load, the fear at the threshold, the price of staying, the price of moving and the first step.

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60 minutes: The Traveller's Gate

9 main cards

1The Old RoadThe path or pattern that shaped you.
2The Inherited LoadFamily pressure, expectation or old belief.
3The Gate Before YouThe threshold now presenting itself.
4The Fear at the ThresholdThe resistance around crossing it.
5The Road CallingThe direction with genuine pull.
6The Price of StayingWhat is lost or repeated if nothing changes.
7The Price of MovingWhat change costs in courage, comfort or identity.
8The Lantern ForwardThe signal or truth to carry forward.
9The First StepThe immediate action or commitment.

Possible clarifier: The Road Sign, only if a final warning, confirmation or practical marker is needed.

Live on Zoom

Private one-to-one appointment
60 minutes - £70
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Bring the matter clearly.

“The Marseille is the map. The table is where the matter lands. The road is yours to walk.”

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Before you book

Know what you are booking.

Each reading uses a fixed main spread.

Most established readings are centred on the Tarot de Marseille.

I may occasionally bring in another Tarot deck, oracle cards, runes, playing cards, dominoes or the crystal ball where useful.

Special or seasonal readings may use another deck or method and will always state this clearly.

Recorded readings are personally conducted by me and delivered as private MP3 files by email.

All 60-minute readings are private live Zoom appointments.

Clarifier cards may be used at my discretion where necessary.

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